1. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
2. Merry F**King Christmas
3. O Holy Night
4. Dead, Dead, Dead
5. Carol of the Bells
6. The Lonely Jew On Christmas
7. I Saw Three Ships
8. It Happened In Sun Valley
9. O Tannenbaum
10. Christmas Time In Hell
11. What the Hell Child is This?
12. Santa Claus is On His Way
13. Swiss Colony Beef Log
14. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
16. The Most Offensive Song Ever
17. We Three Kings
18. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas